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1) Please read my whole page, I know it is a lot but
if take the time many questions are answered and you will get a good feel
for who I am and if I am the right person to spend your hard earned money
on. 2) I am evasive on the phone for good
reason. I do not want arrested. The law now regularly asks about full
service, and how much for an hour. Using and understanding these terms in
the laws eyes implies guilt.
3) Let my phone ring. My phone is on vibrate as to
not annoy those around me. So it may take a moment or two for me to realize
that it is ringing. It takes a few rings to retrieve the cell out of my
pocket or purse or to remember which I put it in. Do not call me two or
three times in a row( unless it is an emergency), If you do, I will not
answer your calls.
4) Please leave a message. Even if I am not
permitted to call you back feel free to leave a message so that I can be
prepared to answer you when you call back. Always leave your phone number
and say it two times. For your safety I do not walk around with every number
that every guy has given me. Cell phones break up, yours and mine. Often I
miss a digit due to static. You must leave an area code. Reading has 3
different ones. There are 7 area codes within an hour of me; I am unable to
tell from the tone of your voice what your area code is. For those traveling
to our area we have to dial 10 numbers to make a call not the normal 7. In
east pa we need and area code even for local calls.
5) My phone is not on 24/7. I can not answer if I
am asleep or riding top saddle or If I am elbow deep in my flower garden,
or if I am merging during rush hour on to I-95. But I will gladly listen
to all messages. I am the only one who answers my calls.
6) All appointments must call no later then an hour
ahead to confirm. I will ask you to call earlier if it is a longer drive for
me to reach you. If you do not call I do not get in my car. If you make an
appointment with me write down my number.
7) When writing down my number do not write ddlynn
XXXXXX .If you do, You run the risk of leaving it in your pants pocket and
get busted by the one who does your wash. Be smart write bob xxxxx(I suggest
bob because it is what I do best) or Christmas gift idea xxxxx or better yet
take a real business card and put the phone number on the back. You will
laugh your butt off then, when the person who does wash hands it to you
saying I thought you might need this.
8) Do not ask for sex, do not talk about sex, do
not imply sex, do not use terms like languages spoken. because I will be
forced to hit delete. It makes you sound like a cop fishing for someone who
is not doing legal activities. If you figured the code out don’t you think
the cops did also?
9) If it hurts me I do not do it. Sorry guys not
all of us are built for everything.
10)Don’t ask what do I do till the laws and morals
of our society reflect reality. I provide companionship. Look for my reviews
they will give you an idea of how talented I am in providing companionship.
I also take great photos.
11) I lose email all the time. When I get tired I
just delete anything that is hard to answer or looks like spam. Sometimes I
just hit the wrong key. Please feel free to write me back if I did not
answer you.
12) If a phone call (on my cell not my keen line)
last more then 4 minutes I will assume you are just whacking off and cut it
short. Do you really think I cannot hear that wobble in you voice? If that
is your need great, you will find my rates very reasonable but be honest
and
call my phone sex number
13) When you EMAIL spell it out. Tell me where you
are located, when you want to meet and give me a phone number. ALWAYS,
ALWAYS return the letter I sent you with your reply. This is easy to do even
if you are using aol mail. Often what happens is that I will ask a guy a
question, email it to him. Then deal with 60 emails and then get a one word
reply. Sorry I cannot follow conversations like that. If I read an email and
deal with it I delete it. Other wise come Sunday (my mail box clean out day)
I have over 400 emails in my box.
14) If you are an AOL user there is a flag you can
hit to return the original letter with your reply. Most email services have
this feature. If not or if you cannot find it do a cut an paste, pc users
Hold down your left mouse bottom and highlight the original letter. Hold
down the keys “ctrl” and “c” at the same time. You have just placed the
highlighted information on a computer clipboard. Now go to the letter you
are going to send me left click on it once. Then hit “ctrl” and “v”. What
you highlighted should now be visible in the letter. If you have not tried
cut and paste try it right now. It can also be used to take the web page
addresses from my signature and put them in the address bar of you web
browser. Better yet cut and past can be used to lift my sexy photos off the
web and save them on you computer hard drive, or to send to your best
friend's wife with a funny note like “ man you banged her so hard that she
told me she was sore for a week, How do you think the pictures we took
turned out?” Hi wife will find it funny and heck and encourage you two to go
out more weekends together. Tons of people do not know about this great
tool. I use cut and paste as much as I use my massager. Both are wonderful
tools.
15) Treat me with respect. If you want to be rude
and still be loved, get a dog.
16) No means no
17) I like 24 hours notice when making an
appointment. I will consider last minute appointments but honestly only
about 30% of them ever work out. Which makes me sad, I know It takes nerve
to make that first call. But I do have a life with real plans, if I am all
raved up to steam clean my carpet and have my house ripped up guess what? My
carpet will get hovered before you do. It is just common respect to plan
ahead.
18) But your thinking>>> I want company now, not in
a day two. Reality is that you are a guy, you think about companionship
every five minutes. Reality is that if I am standing there in black
stockings and a black corset you will instantly start thinking about wanting
some companionship. If the urge is not there please call your family dr.
19) I get to be in charge. The big difference
between dating and hiring an escort is that I will generally have more
confidence then your date. I know my limits and I will do my best to make
you happy. It is up to you if you want to get together again. Most dates are
trying real hard to get that second date. I am just working on you enjoying
our first date. You do not need to please me; I need to please you. If you
need to satisfy me as part of your experience that is a bonus but it is
really not needed. You do not make an appointment with the auto mechanic to
fix his car. The answer to want makes me feel good is>>> for our appointment
to be respectful, you to talk to me, start on time, pay me in full, if you
are really happy a good honest review is sweet. A tip or a small gift will
tickle me, clear to my toes.
20) Donation-- what I provide is a girlfriend
experience. Do not hand me the money because I don’t think that sets the
mood for the experience that you are looking for. Please just lay it down on
the table as if you were just emptying your pockets. You may put it in an
envelope. Do NOT refer to it. Don’t worry I am a smart girl and will be on
the look out for it.
21) If you are on any medications that
contain coke, or codeine you must tell me. If you are on these meds please
shower right before we meet. Do not apply this medication to your
nipples, it is not cute or funny, it is a crime. If you do the session will
stop and you will be billed for the time and may get to drive me to the
local emergency room. If I am taken to the ER room you get to explain why to
the doctor. Trust me, not a good time.
22) No Drugs. Cock is my drug of choice.
23) If you have read these rules and agree to them
I promise I will be as sweet as pie.
MONEY and/or COMPENSATION
Exchanged are for TIME and COMPANIONSHIP and photos ONLY!!! Anything else
that may or may not occur is a matter of personal choice between TWO Or More
CONSENTING ADULTS of LEGAL age( over 21) and is not contracted for nor is it
to be contracted for, or compensated for any manner, either explicitly or
implicitly
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